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LYK omgz dis journ-ul is so totally lyk amazing lyk u must read dis now

*cut me open bitches*...I'll spill my guts for ya

Created on 2004-03-23 22:20:17 (#2608461), last updated 2007-12-05

2,018 comments received, 1,550 comments posted

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Name:Stupid white cracka
Birthdate:1989-04-03
Location:Bellaire, Texas, United States
Website:I'm just so original I have a myspace!!!!1111one
Bio
I'm Jesus. This is my journal.

It's rebellious and emo and and teenage and pondering and contemplative and oh so

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and this is my self. I'm way too sarcastic. I make fun of everyone I know, especially myself. I do killer impressions of people and if I believed in reincarnation, I would say I was a parrot in my past life. I'm extremely spontaneous and I love making people laugh with my antics. I take pictures of random things, including myself when I get bored (OMGz MysPacE!!!11). I would say I'm artistic, but I lack the attention span to learn how to really do anything with it. My mom is my inspiration. She's an amazing painter, as well as the best cook on the planet, and everyone who knows her agrees. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't brag about it and act self righteous towards those who eat meat like lots of typical "I'm indie and scene and vegetarian" teenagers do.

When I grow up I want to live in a hippie commune where there is no currency and only equality. I talk about equal rights and feminism and stuff a lot and like to make lectures when in fact I love trampling others and putting myself above people which is ironically capitalistic. My views changed since I last updated this shit. So basically I'm no longer a stupid idealistic teenager that thinks they're oh so openminded and peace and love and anarchy or whatever.

I tend to rant in this thing a lot. I like looking back at entries from 3 years ago when I was a stupid freshman and got this journal and how drastically I've changed. I'm really opinionated and I have way way way too many interests but no real focus on what I would like to do with my life. I'm the epitome of an ADD kid that jumps from one thing to the other and I get distracted by everything and anything.

I thought I was a writing prodigy, but now it's not really my strength anymore and I no longer confuse my friends during conversation with big vocabulary words. I like politics and I pride myself on not really falling into any one political party or stance. I love nutrition, and cooking runs in my blood too. I'm fascinated by neurotransmitters. I'm in Webmastering class and I like being able to create something on a screen just by typing in a code. Sociology and Psychology have always been my favorite topics to go research on Wikipedia until 3am. Did I mention I'm a fucking internet whore?

I'm probably really annoying and I talk about myself too much.

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abortion, accutane, acdc, acting, adam sandler, adderall, adult swim, aim, anarchism, anorexia, aqua teen hunger force, atheism, being thin, bipolar, bitching, black, blueberries, body image, brainwashing, brand new, bright eyes, cake, calories, cartman, cell phone, chamillionaire, chappelle's show, chuck palahniuk, comedy, comedy central, comparing, cooking, crazy, crunches, css, cursive, darkness, dave chappelle, death cab for cutie, depression, desaparecidos, doodling, drama, dream interpretation, drugs, electronica, emotion, escape, exercise, eyeliner, family guy, fear, felix da housecat, feminism, fight club, fighting, food, friends, funny sounds, gay rights, gender roles, getting high, getting in trouble, government, hatred, hollister, html, hummus, humor, hyper, insomnia, interior design, internet, kurt cobain, labels, ladytron, lamictal, le tigre, led zepellin, leftover crack, libertarianism, lime green, lotion, makeup, making fun of people, manic, marijuana, media, mike jones, mike meyers, mindless self indulgence, movies, myspace, neurotransmitters, nirvana, nonconformity, nutrition, obsession, operation ivy, pain, peppermint stick icecream, pervertedness, photography, pink floyd, pissing people off, politics, postmodern surrealism, psycho, psychology, racist jokes, random words, rebellion, reel big fish, requiem for a dream, running, scale, seroquel, sleeping pills, smashing pumpkins, social standards, sociology, south park, spanish, standing out, stereotypes, strawberries, sublime, subliminal messages, suicide, taking risks, text messaging, the distillers, the mars volta, the postal service, the ramones, the simpsons, the transplants, tv, tyler durden, university of arizona, vegetarianism, victoria's secret, web design, weed, weight, weird, women's rights, writing, z-ro

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Bellaire High School - Bellaire, TX (2003 - present)
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